Product Catalog
All 30 titles, lovingly almost-finished. A representative selection appears below.
AlarmXP™  vs. your phone's alarm An alarm clock that only goes off on February 30th. The most peaceful alarm ever shipped. $2.99 ADD TO CART |
Excrl™ vs. Excel A spreadsheet with exactly one column. Wildly easy to navigate. The formula bar just says "no". $9.95 ADD TO CART |
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WordPud™ vs. Word Full-featured word processor. AutoCorrect cannot be disabled and changes every word to "moist". $12.00 ADD TO CART |
PowerPaint™ vs. PowerPoint Build stunning presentations. The only available slide transition is EXPLODE. There is no "off". $14.99 ADD TO CART |
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Photoslop™ vs. Photoshop Professional photo editing with one (1) filter: "Slightly Worse". Apply it as many times as you dare. $19.95 ADD TO CART |
Zooom™ vs. Zoom Crystal-clear video meetings where everyone is permanently muted. Your most productive calls ever. $0.99 ADD TO CART |
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Spootify™ vs. Spotify Stream 50 million songs! Each one plays the first 4 seconds, then proudly moves on. $4.99/mo ADD TO CART |
Slacker™ vs. Slack Team chat that delivers each message in 3 to 5 business days. Finally, inbox peace. $7.50 ADD TO CART |
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Chrominium™ vs. Chrome A fast, modern web browser that supports exactly one tab, forever. Uses only 7 GB of RAM. $6.00 ADD TO CART |
Weatherish™ vs. your weather app The only forecast app with 100% accuracy: it forecasts yesterday. Never wrong again. $3.33 ADD TO CART |
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Linkedout™ vs. LinkedIn The professional network that congratulates you on jobs you did not get. Stay humble, stay connected. $8.88 ADD TO CART |
CtrlZ Pro™ vs. the undo button A standalone Undo button. It does nothing at all, but it is right there when you need it. $24.99 ADD TO CART |
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Doordbash™ vs. DoorDash Hot food delivered fast — to a randomly selected neighbor. Builds community. Surprises everyone. $11.11 ADD TO CART |
Calcurlator™ vs. the calculator Tired of stressful precision? Every answer is rounded to "a few", "some", or "lots". $13.37 ADD TO CART |
The remaining 18 titles (including VLCD, the media player that runs everything at 0.97x speed, and NotZion, the notes app that deletes one random note each launch) are still Under Construction. Check back February 30th.